Idiot sighting...

[Jemisa]

IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at our local Ford dealer to pick up our
Car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
Service Department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
the Driver's door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
Handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'its open!'
His reply: 'I know. I already did that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans , Hertfordshire.

STAY ALERT!
They walk among us.

jem..

[Buenchico]

If that's Evans Halshaw, nothing surprises me. (I used to deliver and collect cars from several of their places. I was never very impressed by the quality of their staff!)

[DTCwordfan]

How do you confuse an Evans Halshaw mechanic - put him in a barrel and tell him to pizz in the corner.


An auto mechanic received a repair order from the Evans Halshaw service manager that said to check for a clunking noise when going around corners.

He took the car out for a test drive and made two right turns, each time hearing a loud clunk. Back at the shop, he returned the car to the Ford service manager with this note: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."

[DTCwordfan]

I have rumbled you Jemisa by the way

http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/automotive.htm

[Jemisa]

W R O N G - - - - and what was that all about? sooo complicated it put me in a mucking fuddle. ooo noo nooo nooo!!

jem

[joko]

have you had a bad experience with that garage? why else have you made up this nonsense that it happened to you?

you havent even rewritten it...haha

[Canary42]

The blonde rang the garage and asked if they could send a mechanic as she had locked the keys in the car. "Is it urgent", asked the garage. "Well yes" replied the blonde, "It's starting to rain and I need to close the windows"

[mike11111]

I think Jemisa's having a laugh at our expense. No employee could be that thick, although on reflection...

[ABerrant]

Jemisa likes to regurgitate ancient spam...

http://www.theanswerb...s/Question977746.html

[jno]

intriguing that DT's anecdote from Evans Halshaw includes a trunk. Perhaps they ride elephants in that part of the world?

[Jemisa]

Errrr!! - This is the JOKE section isn't it? Who said anything was true?

One is allowed to have a laugh & a JOKE here aren't they? - (Sigh)

jem

[boxtops]

I don't mind a joke but I do like them to make me laugh. This one's just exasperating.

[VHG]

its the motoring section

[boxtops]

LOL VHG, that's why I was taking the report seriously at first...

[Jemisa]

Yes VHG thats what I mean,

jem

[boxtops]

...so it's not the Joke section, jem....

[chas2008]

Not very funny if you work for EH St albans.........

[sara3]

gosh.. are we all neighbours?

[joko]

mmm...nope its the motoring section...i smell backtracking due to being found out...haha

[ttfn]

I read the joke as there was no need for the fitter to unlock a second door - just pick up the keys. Never mind Jem - it made me smile ☺

[jg96]

I know its a joke but I have to use Evans Halshaw for servicing my company car. Last time it was in for service I drove off it was seriously lacking in power drove round the block went back.Three of us looking under the bonnet service manager mechanic who'd serviced it and me. I said shouldn't that plug be connected to something a couple of red faces job done and I know very little about cars!!!