Definitions of Stealing

DTCwordfan | 19:38 Fri 22nd Apr 2011 | Jokes

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a single person stealing something is defined as kleptomania
four people stealing something is defined as group mania
a whole country stealing something is Romania.

Recipe for making an egg omlette in Romania

1. Steal 2 eggs from Tescos
2..........................................

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I object to censorship liek that - on that basis, half of Jem's jokes should be removed, for example her recent joke on dwarves......how unsensitive can she be. Youy could go right through this topic and remove over half of them straight up on that basis.

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And if I do, I am away for five days playing golf and going to a family/godparents lunch that involves my godson

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which was the wrong thread as I made a mistake but it did provide some light relief to the then rapidly increasing turgidity of that one....

thanks boxtops...

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lol Mike - done that ages ago.....more happiness in a morgue when compared to many of them. I have my suspicion who may have said something given that the thread was being usurped - as it deserved.

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