Jokes1 min ago
That explains it
A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called the dial where a small dial is planted on the back of the head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a facelift.
Of course, the woman wanted the dial, had the surgery and all as well.
Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon. "All these years everything had been working just fine," she started, "I've had to turn the dial on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But I seemed to have developed two annoying problems with my
face."
"Go on" the doctor said. "First of all", she continued, "I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the dial won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her and said, "I'm afraid those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She replied, "Ah, I guess that explains the goatee as well."
Of course, the woman wanted the dial, had the surgery and all as well.
Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon. "All these years everything had been working just fine," she started, "I've had to turn the dial on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But I seemed to have developed two annoying problems with my
face."
"Go on" the doctor said. "First of all", she continued, "I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the dial won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her and said, "I'm afraid those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She replied, "Ah, I guess that explains the goatee as well."
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