Royal Wedding Jokes

[AB Editor]

Morning All!

Got a Royal Wedding Joke? Pop it in here! Hopefully this will become the definitive list of Royal Wedding jokes. All jokes are welcome, although, if it's beyond bad taste don;t expect it to last!

All the best,

Spare Ed

[silka]

Type Your Answer Here...I put that up yesterday but it appears to have disappeared ?

[silka]

The one about 'Andrews' Marvel

[carrust]

Kate Middleton asked the Queen. "Whats the secret to a successful marriage"?

The queen replied. "Always wear your seat belt, & don't pi$$ me off".

[vivandorron]

As you all know, I am not one to post malicious gossip in AB.. However I have been led to believe that Will said to Kate ..." I'm a man of few words; will you or won't you"... to which she replied " As a woman, so am I, but you've talked me into it."

I don't really know the truth behind the statements. Was it a a wedding proposal or something else.?

Ron.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Prince William says he doesn't want the traditional fruit cake at the Royal Wedding, but Prince Philip said he didn't give a fcuk he was still going.

[milly143]

Why is it I can see other crap jokes elsewhere on this site?

[AB Editor]

/// Why is it I can see other crap jokes elsewhere on this site? ///

Because all we've got is crap jokes!

[milly143]

Good point.

[nightmare]

Ankou's made me laugh - excellent

[ChuckFickens]

How about a carp joke instead......

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, Anything you want.. After
all, you're the guv" .

But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch." This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the
other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah, "Well, OK Big Man whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, that's right, well, sort of right, this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.

"Fish?", queries Noah?

"Yep, fish, well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"

Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"

"Check".

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".

"Check".

"And you want it full of Carp?".

"Check".

"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.

"Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"

[micmak]

Grrrrrrrrrroan.

[Jemisa]

Jemisa
Royal Wedding Jokes.
Royal Wedding
This Royal Wedding is an especially joyful occasion in my house because we actually need new tea towels.
————
Kate Middleton has said she is devastated she never got to meet Diana.

Not long now, love.
————
So, Kate Middleton and Prince William are finally soon to be married. Everyone seems pretty happy, apart from Diana, who is said to be crushed.
———–
Bit strange that Kate Middleton and Prince William are to be married in Westminster Abbey. Or Westminster Santander as it’s known these days.

————————
BBC News: “Prince William and Kate Middleton have named the day they will be married; April 29th”

I believe it was named that already.

[AB Editor]

Chuck, I love that one.

[DEN53]

http://www.youtube.co...?v=HiXQHBeC2dI&sns=fb

This is on Facebook - but I think it may get pulled on here. Very funny though.

[Jemisa]

ED, I shifted that joke & put it in your Wedding Album but you've pulled it.
I can't win can I. I'm doing a Flounce. > > > > > >

jem

[mickrog]

love that ankou

[vivandorron]

//What did The Queen say to 'Phil the Greek' on their wedding night ?//

Eddie.....That's a hard one.!!

Ron