Is that all? version 2

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Thanks, Marval, for allowing the hijack

A young couple were married a long time ago, Prince Charles and Lady Diana, and celebrated their first night together at Romney, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.

Morning arrived and Prince Charles went into the bathroom but couldn't find a towel when he emerged from the shower. He asked his bride, the now Princess Diana to bring him one from the bedroom.

When she got to the bathroom, Prince Charles opened the door, exposing his body to Diana for the first time in the morning light. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's THAT?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

Prince Charles also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night. It's called a dick"

And she, in amazement, asked, "Oh, the last time I saw one of those it was 9 inches long and black?"