Three old guys

[funnygirl]

Three old blokes were having a chat at breakfast……….

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.

"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there
and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't
have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the
toilet all day and nothing comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all.."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00.

I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?", asked the 70-year old.

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap

every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"


"I don't wake up until 7:00 ..."

[marval]

HaHa

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha. I like that one

[JonnyBoy12]

I thought we were not supposed to post 'crap' jokes on here.