Eve of wedding..

[janzman]

..Susan and Ben were killed in a car accident on the eve of their wedding.On reaching the pearly gates St Peter met them.They asked if they could still be married in heaven."Well let me see if this is possible, stay there and I'll be right back"Six months passed and finally St Peter returned and said "Yes we can do this for you"The couple replied,"Seeing as we've spent so much time together waiting for your answer we need to know if we could be divorced if the marriage didn't work out" St Peter gave a deep sigh and replied "It's taken me six months to find a priest up here......how long do you suppose it'll take to find a lawyer!!'

[wildwood]

lol. how true.