The Cab Driver...

[Jemisa]

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Bradford cab rank.
The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady. I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from."
"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with?"

[Bobbisox]

I like it Jem x

[D143237G]

Gosh must be nearly a week since that one was last posted here!

[mike11111]

Doesn't the "lady" open her legs and say, "Take it out of that," to which the driver replies,"Haven't you got anything smaller?"

[Jemisa]

If it did Mike I would have deleted it anyway. I still own a bit of decorum you know.

jem