might have heard this but just incase

[coli05anna00]

Are you insured for sex?

make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes.

sex with your wife- legal and general

sex on the telephone- direct line

sex with your partner- standard life

sex with someone different- go compare

sex with a fat bird- more than

sex on the backseat of a car- sheila's wheels

sex with a posh bird- privileged

sex with a transvestite- confused.com

[Mamyalynne]

Very good.

[WuTang]

like it

[Jemisa]

Should be in Jokes Coli. where it was posted last week too.

jem

[Lie-in King]

Excellent :-))

[slinky.kate]

that is goood

[The-Toff-]

Done four of them, lol.

[coli05anna00]

o.k jemisa did say incase you hadn't heard, crack a smile! and thanks for correcting where i placed it! consider myself told off

[coli05anna00]

which 4 toff? hope you were insured!

[Buenchico]

Sex on a dirty weekend on the south coast : Hastings Direct

Sex on the beaches, on the landing grounds, in the fields, streets and hills: Churchill

Sex in a Vauxhall: A-viva

Sex with a willing participant: Cooperative

Sex anywhere: Nationwide

[Jemisa]

I did crack a smile don't get me wrong it is clever.
I mentioned the Joke section because a while back the ED pulled me up for the same thing. I didn't want to see you suspended.

Jem :o)

[The-Toff-]

HI colio, 4 5 6 7, im not married by the way, not insured either, lol.

[coli05anna00]

i liked it too thats why i popped it on here, chuckle chuckle! Oh hey ho f i got the wrong category! Buenchico, you've stolen my lime light! lol

[mike11111]

Can you still say fat bird? I would have thought that "ponderously unchallenged" would be the more PC term.

[coli05anna00]

toff, sounds like you need insurance. knock yourself out!

[The-Toff-]

Hey Chris, guilty on all five accounts, no insurance once again.

[coli05anna00]

well i dont know mike, just told it like it was. but it might not come across the same.
can anyone pc it see how it comes out?

[coli05anna00]

The toff, what?

[The-Toff-]

Sorry colio but i am a bloke.

[mike11111]

I don't do PC. I was 'avin' a giraffe!

[coli05anna00]

congratulations toff! and do you know what, come a bit closer and i will whisper in your ear, I'M A WOMAN! Dont know what this all has to do with it but still there you have it