Farmer's Bull

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Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows. Vet: Give it one of these little pills in its feed and stand back. So 2 weeks later the farmer comes back to the vet: Farmer: WOW, what a pill! I gave the pill to the bull like you said and POW! It jumped over the gate, ran down the lane and serviced 70 cows in 30 minutes. Vet: So, what's the problem - why have you come back? Farmer: Well, I was wondering, I am meeting this 18-year-old tonight could you give me one of those tablets? I'm not as young as I was. Vet: Oh, no! Sorry, it's too strong but I will give you a quarter of a pill. So the farmer takes the pill and goes off to prepare for his date. Several days later, the farmer goes back to the Vet. Farmer: Hello, Vet: How did it go? Farmer: Wonderful. 40 Times. Vet: So, why have you come back? Farmer: Ah! I need something for my wrist - she never showed up!