Font joke

[joggerjayne]

Comic Sans walks into a Bar, and the barman says ...

"We don't serve your type in here"

[Calibax]

Looks like we've got the punning Elite on here this morning!

[bibblebub]

you're going to have to weight for my next posting because i'm about to slope off

[RATTER15]

I knew this is how this thread would go earlier, Well I can look into the Futura.

[snags]

Keming. The result of improper kerning...

[Ankou]

to be fair jayne, its an old joke, even the courier new it

[bibblebub]

(good job no-one's mention the Seagull font)

[joggerjayne]

Courier "New" ... LOL

[Mysterons]

Suprised you lot aren't using Jokerman !

[Playbill]

As a former typesetter I imagine the barman was an Alpha(bet) male.

[marval]

I am off to read the Times, well I am a new Roman

[snags]

How do you get a typesetter off your doorstep?

Take the pizza and pay him...

[bluebirdino]

some italics went into a butchers shop and asked for some bacon .
lean back ? says the butcher ...........

[Playbill]

I shall remain composed and let Grotesque insults disappear back into the melting pot.

[wildwood]

What the Garamond are you guys on about? It seems everyone want to be the Comic sans of the Century. Never mind that Tahoma and Verdana were caught playing with their Wingdings.

[Slapshot]

I have to doff my Caps Lock to you all, haven't heard such witty puns since Times New Roman or the days of Century Gothic. These puns have made a massive Impact Perpetua on my friends Lucida and Georgia, certainly made the Papyrus Rockwell this morning.... ;-)

[joggerjayne]

LOL

I never imagined this thread would be so much fun !

[sandyRoe]

Em, hasn't this gone on long enough?

[starone]

OMG Now I feel spaced out.

[bibblebub]

spaced out? you need a bar

[joggerjayne]

Is there a pun in there, Sandy ??