Rude Food anyone ?

[Answerprancer]

Here's my tribute to the old That's Life days of 'relaxed carrots', tit-shaped potatoes etc.

I had a packet of Nik Naks ('nice n spicy flavour) last night and this one fell on my carpet.
I kid you not - this is exactly the shape straight from the packet.
It did cross my mind that it could be some sort of fertility omen, who knows what will happen if I eat it !
http://i1028.photobuc...otator/RudeNikNak.jpg
Does anyone else have any mildly amusing stories (or better still photos) of unusually shaped food ?

[mccfluff]

did you crunch it or suck it?

[Answerprancer]

Niether, it's still intacto !

[Safiya]

So its pointless me asking if you let it melt on your tongue then :(

[sir.prize]

Here you go, AP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWsAL3sBX6I

[B00]

Am I missing something? I can't make anything rude owt of that picture?

[carmalee]

love the carpet

[mccfluff]

lol boo right end

[ChuckFickens]

My favourite one is...

http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/rude1.jpg

[ummmm]

And left end....

[B00]

I can very loosely make out THAT shape, if I really really really try, but....not enough to point it out to others, sorry AP, not that im intentionally peeing on your parade here, lol.

[Answerprancer]

Admittedly the glans and the testi are a bit 'withered'.

[Answerprancer]

Ok ...who dares me to eat it ?
If I get five "eat"s I'll do it !

[cazzz1975]

Im with boo on this one, in fact I dont think I would be staring at it, I probably would have eaten it before my mind could make out the hazy phallic shape

[cazzz1975]

wont it be a bit stale now?

[ummmm]

eat it

[pa___ul3]

did it just remind you of your own AP!? ha! ... which reminds me.. I saw a marrow in Asda yesterday......

[Sqad]

Come on girls....be fair......bit of imagination....it is salacious.

[ummmm]

haha Paul...

[mccfluff]

eat it

[cazzz1975]

lol paul..