It's a long one!

[Bobbisox]

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."


The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"


So God agreed......


On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."


The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"


And God agreed......





On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
TBC......

[Bobbisox]

you're right ummmm :-)

[mrs.chappie]

(Excuse me please Bobbs).

Ummmm, has Prendy had any luck with the job search?

[Bobbisox]

no worries mrs c, I wonder too if he managed to gain employment

[mrs.chappie]

Eh?

[ummmm]

Yes...He's been working for months now. Which reminds me...I must ring him...I need a baby sitter.

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha now who else gets all these posts on a joke thread even if it's seen as not funny...priceless!

[mrs.chappie]

Ummnm, will you please tell him how glad I am to hear this. Was it the job he was telling us he had a telephone interview for? (Something to do with fitness instructor, I think).

[mrs.chappie]

Oops, sorry.....got an extra 'n' in there....

[Bobbisox]

now RH how do you get the time to do this counting stuff on my threads..LOL
unless you are on your lunch break, arh, maybe that's it :-)