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wildwood | 22:42 Thu 09th Jun 2011 | Jokes
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A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow......

He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks,
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"



The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says,

"Nah, ye can gae ahead."

Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili back into the bowl.

The old Jock says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."
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I think I know that café ;-)
So very wrong .....but so very good ......Best joke on AB in ages....10/10....
Thats sick!
No - what he said was -

' at last - i was waiting for a hot one '
It reminds me of the one where the Glaswegian throws up in the street all over a little dog...
"crivens, I dinna remember eatin' that"

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