Chic Murray

[Harry-Wragg]

If it's neither here nor there, where the hell is it?

[heathfield]

Somewhere else?

[cupid04]

God knows!

[mibn2cweus]

For me it's usually right where I left it, which is where I should have looked in the first place, the last place I look when I find it, but then there's no point in looking for it in the first place because if it were there then it would not be lost in the first place and then by the time I do remember where to find it I've forgotten what it was I was looking for . . . and why?

For a moment there I thought I was losing it but then I realised I don't need whatever it was I was losing because here I am . . . I think?