My Surgery...

[Jemisa]

When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger
And staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife

But... After several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimeters.

I Became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing, and even walking.
So the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that,
Though rare, My condition (Donkey Doodle) could be fixed through corrective Surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well, " Said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?

[marval]

HaHa

[Quassia]

Jem - The bit that made me laugh was 'donkey doodle'

[Jemisa]

Me too Quassia :o}

jem

[daftgrandad]

Your usual little gem jem.

[Sqad]

Jem


<<<So the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist>>>

So the Urologist had the same problem.........;-)

[redman41]

Now i know why so many Elderly Folk are using crutches these days !
Now where's my Zimmerframe ! :-))))

[Jemisa]

Sqad You make me laugh.

Red, You're not boasting by any chance are you??

jem

[craft1948]

Redman's a stilt walker..............