Tarquin and Claud.

Jemisa | 08:50 Fri 24th Jun 2011 | Jokes

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Tarquin was waiting at the taxi rank with his dear friend Claud when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf.
Tarquin said, 'I've got to do that when I win the lottery'.
'What's that then?, says his dear friend Claud.
'Send my lawn away to be cut', said Tarquin.

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How very dare you!!!

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EXACTLY!! .....

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