Chat up lines

[Messalina]

Morning all. What's the best chat up line you've ever heard or used? My favourite has to be the chap who walked up to me in a bar, slapped a book of stamps down on the table & said "I've always been told that philately will get me every where".

[Bbbananas]

Philately or Phellatio.............?

[mazie]

Morning Salla. I'm glad you're about today... Any suggestion for a quiet beach in Lincolnshire. I dont know the area too well and went to go to the seaside tomorrow? (thanks x)

[Bbbananas]

Hi maizie - Instead of the Skegness main beach, at the end of Skegness High Street turn right at the famous clock tower and head for Gibraltar Point Nature Reserve. There is a lovely stretch of beach at Gibraltar Point - cleaner and far less crowded.

[mazie]

Excellent. Thank you Salla. We've both been laid up with really bad cold and sickness and I just need some sea breeze to blow the cobwebs away xxx

[RATTER15]

You don't smell too bad for a fat bird.

[RATTER15]

Lie down, I think I love you.

[Bbbananas]

I'm not a huge fan of Skegness - too crowded, too much cheap tat and wobbly flesh.... But Gibraltar Point is not too far out of the town, but is another world. A nice walk too if you want some exercise. And because it's a nature reserve, you don't get the rubbish strewn all over the beach and you can always find a nice quiet dune.

[mazie]

Even better salla, you can't beat a nice quiet Dune ;o)

(sorry Messalina for hijacking your thread x)

[Messalina]

Thats alright, Mazie.
Definately philately,Salla!

[mazie]

Thanks x

[WELSHYORKIE]

Are those real or just a pair of tights rolled up - used by an ex RAF colleague to a female at a bar on York station as we were waiting for a train to go back to camp at Hereford - turned out she was our new flight commander!!! (and boy, was he sorry!!)

[mccfluff]

would you like to come up and see my collection of frozen fish

[Messalina]

God, did any of these actually work?

[B00]

id have replied "eh?" as ive no idea what philately means.

[Sqad]

BOO....LOL...you are my sort of girl.......

[LoftyLottie]

Well I don't know whether it's the best chat up line, but years ago whilst walking amongst sand dunes with the dog on our local beach, a guy popped his head out amonst the grass and asked if I wanted to share his strawberries. He was stark naked!!

(I should admit I had inadvertetly walked as far as the well known nudist area of the beach)

[Sqad]

lofty....he must have popped more than his head out for you to recognize that he was "stark naked"

[LoftyLottie]

Well yes, but of course, I only really saw his head - I averted my eyes!!

[LoftyLottie]

Actually, I was very polite and just said no thankyou!