Lost In Translation

[Fanriffic]

Two Italian men get on a bus. The old biddy behind them eavesdrops on their fast, energetic conversation. She sits bolt upright when she hears one of them say:
“Emma comes first. Then I come. Two asses - they come together. I come again. Two asses come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once more.”
“You foul-mouthed swine!” she shouts. “We don’t talk about sex like that in this country.”
“Hey, calma down lady, I was only tellin’ my friend here how to spella Mississippi.”

[marval]

HaHa

[RATTER15]

Oh dear!!

[joekends]

Loooll