Doc

[marval]

A man goes into the doctor. He says, "Doc, you have got to check my leg. Something is wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Give me £20, I really need £20."

"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on?" the doctor asked.

"That's nothing Doc put your ear to my knee!"

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need £10, just lend me £10."

"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen -- err, heard -- anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.

"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and sure enough, he heard his ankle plead, "Please, I just need £15. Lend me £15 please, if you will."

"There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he flipped through several volumes. "But I can make a well-educated guess.

Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."

[bookbinder]

Groan! (But it's quite good!)

[marval]

Thanks