Knit 1, pearl 1.

[carrust]

Local police are hunting "the knitting needle maniac who has stabbed 8 people in the Yabbie in the last 48hrs.
They believe that the attacker could be following some kind of pattern!

[marval]

lol

[puternut]

'stabbed 8 people in the Yabbie'

Oooohhhhhh painful

Well I would say if I knew where it/that was??

[Jemisa]

Clever. - but where's me Yabbie??

Jem

[carrust]

I typed a.r.s.e but I fell foul of the swear filter :-(