The dangers of irradiation

[jonybegud]

A man who had worked at Sellafield for many years developed haemorrhoids. He visited his GP who referred him to a consultant. The consultant sent him for a series of tests and sent for him to give him the results. "Well," said the consultant "the bad news is you are so badly contaminated that we've had to reclassify your problem as atomic piles, but the good news is that after the operation you'll have a NEW CLEAR ***."

[piggynose]

thats a relief