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sherrardk | 21:44 Thu 11th Aug 2011 | ChatterBank
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Is there some unwritten law regarding cobwebs that I am not aware of? Why do I only see them when a) I am in a mad rush or b) it is far too late to get the Hoover out (even if I could be arsed?).
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I think it's the same law that means you always find a stray dirty sock on the stairs just after you have put the washing machine on and the laundry basket is completely empty :o(
Unfortunately I never see them, but my brother-in-law does.
I love cobwebs, I have quite a collection. I have a long-handled brush rather than vacuuming - that way I can wift it about whenever the webs get too irritating, or those weird drangly ones appear in the middle of the ceiling. I like having spiders - my mother always said that spiders only live in happy houses. I can see where I inherited my nonhousewifely habits from!
Same with dust bunnies...
They live under my bed, snags....
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Good grief Box - this house must be bursting at the seams with happiness, there are cobwebs everywhere (I am sure this is the most cobwebby and dusty house I have ever lived in).
As Quentin Crisp says - after a while, the dust doesn't get any thicker, so just leave it. (I didn't like his idea of eating several meals off the same plate, though, that's not hygienic.)
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Oh no, couldn't eat a couple of meals off the same plate but quite happy to leave the dust until it's noticeable when you have cleaned it.
Read my fridge magnets:

"If you must notice the dust, don't write your name in it"
and
"If you must write your name in the dust, please don't date it"

I love 'em!
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Hi DT - going to show that to #2 son tomorrow, he is convinced he is going to do something with nasty bugs when he is older yet freaks a bit when he sees an actual spider.
Jeez DT, is that real?
Annie, what does that mean 'the laundry basket is completely empty'? I don't understand.... ;)
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I'm pretty sure that when I bought my laundry basket that there must have been stuff already in it - its never empty.
I want to know who keeps putting stuff in the ironing basket
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What, you've only got ONE ironing basket?
Errrm, no - I have a wicker basket, a pile on the ironing board, and a flopover pile on the chair....
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I have a spare bathroom (don't ask) where I keep the airer thing, I have a current basket, a school uniform bag/pile, a should be done but isn't done basket and a 'I don't know what's in there' basket' plus a charity mound! Every day I have it at the top of my must do list to sort it out but somehow it's still there!
Join the club, sherrard. God knows what's in the wicker basket, it's been there for months.
Ironing?? What's that then?

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