The Rioters Prayer

[netibiza]

THE RIOTERS PRAYER
Our father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name, thy Riots come, read it in the sun, in Birmingham , as it is in London, give us this day our Welfare bread & forgive us our looting, as we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us, lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing, for thine is the teles, the Burberry & the Barcardi, forever and ever

[Bobbisox]

haha good one neti :-)

[slinky.kate]

very good,ha ha ha

[Brenden]

Like it neti.

[marval]

Good one Neti

[nannybooby]

Good one neti but I bet they only pray to mamon

[emmie]

very good, will remember that,

[boxtops]

Didn't apply to all of them, neti - many are adult and one is a millionaire's daughter. Good, though!

[daisya]

Funny it's appeared on here...received it in a text message lol... very good and great wording from whoever wrote it.

[pollythecat]

Excellent

[pollythecat]

And don't be such a killjoy Boxtops

[netibiza]

Thanks guys, Yes it's not original, I received it on FB, thought it was great but was a bit worried about sharing it on here cos (am not talking about Boxtops here) some people like to read the riot act!

[emmie]

will this do, a little twist on the original.
The rioters prayer

Our father who art in banking, my mum knows his name, mud,
thy rich life comes, read it in the times, in highgate and in hampstead, as it is in Kensington, give us this day our bonus cheque and forgive us our plundering as we're happy to plunder those who are defenceless, lead us not into unemployment, but deliver us free champagne, for thine is the stocks and shares, forever and ever amen.

[netibiza]

Wow em, did you think of that one, it's clever!

[emmie]

i did, no plagarism now. lol

[DTCwordfan]

very good !

[emmie]

DT, thank you, thought someone should have a bash at the other types.....

[boxtops]

Not a killjoy, I said it was clever - and yes, I too thought there would be more response than this!

[DTCwordfan]

It is Sunday Boxtops and the AB faithful are in the Cathedral listening to a sermon on I-Pod by the absent Naomi.

The presiding priest is the Bishop Ed.

[emmie]

DT they must have nodded off after lunch, perhaps they will wake up just in time to go to bed!!

[DTCwordfan]

Naomi used to make you nod off........