Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

[Jemisa]

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it
couldn't have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable to control
herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her
composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me.

On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.

Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'


...'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.....

[jno]

I thought Fred had been banned?

[DTCwordfan]

well one thing is evident, Fred is obviously more of a d_ckhead then a d_ck.....

[missprim]

Like this lol.

[wildwood]

It is a cracker Jem... the joke I mean.