For Jonny boy12...

[Jemisa]

It was a small town and the Policeman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lyard, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a 2nd hand car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."

"Then why did you buy it?" he asked.

"We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get screwed ... so we're just waiting."

[gsr600]

good one Jem

[JonnyBoy12]

Why is this for my benefit, Jem. I am not selfish; everyone else can share this mildly funny joke too!

[albaqwerty]

lol jem

[Jemisa]

jonny, In a reply to the joke "Getting Ready for Bed" you asked if I had any more like that. this is why I responded. I presume you'd rather I didn't then?

jem

[JonnyBoy12]

Sorry, of course I want you to post more jokes. Why would I want you to stop? I just thought it might be a dig at my other job in The Spelling Police but I can see it is not.

Keep them coming, Jem.