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Male/Female Definitions
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.... A device for scanning through all 999 channels every 5 minutes.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.... A device for scanning through all 999 channels every 5 minutes.
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Female/Male definition
Shopping - female, see dress, lovely, try 29 other shops before going back to first
male, first shop, can we go to the pub now
Personal hygiene, female, have shower, spend two hours putting on slap
Male, chuck it all over Brut, left over from dad's day
Football season Female, oh god months of silence
Male - thank god months of silence.
Babies : Female want lots, love and cuddles
Male great lots of sex, oh poo, nappies, off to pub
Home: Female, nesting, settle down
Male : Hic, where's me bloody keys.
Friends: Female, gossip, wine, moan about blokes
Male: Pub, football on telly, 10 pints, be sick, have another
Shopping - female, see dress, lovely, try 29 other shops before going back to first
male, first shop, can we go to the pub now
Personal hygiene, female, have shower, spend two hours putting on slap
Male, chuck it all over Brut, left over from dad's day
Football season Female, oh god months of silence
Male - thank god months of silence.
Babies : Female want lots, love and cuddles
Male great lots of sex, oh poo, nappies, off to pub
Home: Female, nesting, settle down
Male : Hic, where's me bloody keys.
Friends: Female, gossip, wine, moan about blokes
Male: Pub, football on telly, 10 pints, be sick, have another
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