Vroom vroom.............

[carrust]

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"

[Bobbisox]

Oh dear...pmsl :-)

[Fibonacci]

The assistant gave him the price of the new car and the cowboy went pale. The assistant said you had better see the Loan Arranger! Ke-mo sah-bee.

[marval]

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen. "Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen says disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons." "You can'ta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs agent."Quattro means four. You hava fiva people ina your car and you are therefore breakin'a the law".

The Englishmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over We want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come"."He's a busy with two guys in a Uno".