Happy Shopper............

craft1948 | 22:26 Mon 12th Sep 2011 | Jokes

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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's
intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct. But how on
earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied...............................

'Cause you're ugly.'

Doctor doctor...........

My wife

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Buenchico

Don't give up the day job, Craft ;-)

BunnysNBits

that made me smile :)) x

rojash

You must be American, too.

owdhamer

Nice one , not heard it before.

mike11111

When I first heard it it was about a woman who had loads of meals for one piled up on the conveyor belt. The punchline was the same, but the fact that the items suggested single status made it sound funnier.