Three drunk Irish men

[wildwood]

stopped and climbed into a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they were drunk......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off after a while and told them : "we have arrived"......

The first man gave him money..... The second one thanked him..... But the third one.... slapped the taxi driver.....

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn’t move an inch..

So, he asked the third man: "what was that for?"
The third man replied: "control your speed next time, you got here so quick you could have killed us....."

[ummmm]

Why couldn't it just be 'three drunk men' ?

[B00]

lol, I knew that was coming ^

[Noraq]

'cause three drunk black/islam/jews would be racist..right?

[ummmm]

I have nothing against Irish jokes....Just jokes that pointlessly insert 'Irish' like it will make it funny.

[moonraker558]

Oh dear wildwood, the critics are out today. lol

[Bobbisox]

heard it before wildwood, still makes me smile tho :-)

[wildwood]

For goodness sake. this is the JOKE section. If you're that easily offended, why come here?