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Some funny animal jokes for you
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A lion walked into a restaurant and ordered a steak. When asked how he would like it done he replied he would not like it cooked at all. Why was this?
He liked roar meat!
Why have giraffes got such a small appetite?
Because with them a little goes a long way!
What have monkeys and chainsaws got in common?
They both f*ck up trees!
Why did the dolphin without a mate commit suicide?
Because his life lacked porpoise!
He liked roar meat!
Why have giraffes got such a small appetite?
Because with them a little goes a long way!
What have monkeys and chainsaws got in common?
They both f*ck up trees!
Why did the dolphin without a mate commit suicide?
Because his life lacked porpoise!
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