Fly me to the moon............

[craft1948]

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night, and I told her I was looking for cheap flights.

"I love you" she said, then she got all excited, unzipped my trousers, and gave me the most amazing ***.

I found this odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before........

[ummmm]

hahaha....

I was going to post that one after Paddy's domestic violence one :-)

[rojash]

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[starone]

Why are you being so obtuse rojash? Just laugh - or not as the case may be.

[craft1948]

My apologies rojash........I must scour the site before posting in future.