Essex Girl Joke

[joggerjayne]

An Essex girl picks up some perfume at the cosmetics counter.

It's called "Viens A Moi"

She asks the assistant what it means.

The assistant says: "It means 'Come To Me' "

The Essex girl sniffs it and says:

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"That doesn't smell like come to me!"







Thank you. I'm here all week.

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[joggerjayne]

Sorry, I meant to put this in the "Jokes" section.

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[Baldric]

aaaaah haaaaaah!

[joggerjayne]

Was that WITH a finger waved in the air, Baldric?

[Sqad]

JJ....MAGIC!

[joggerjayne]

I wonder if Essex girls tell jokes about Sussex girls?

Naah ... probably not.

[sunny-dave]

and YOU smacked MY legs last night ... tsk tsk tsk ;)

[RATTER15]

*Chortlesplutters* brilliant.

[Sqad]

JJ...I could tell you at true story about handkerchiefs and "you know what" and her husband.....but I daren't......my reputation would be tarnished.

[joggerjayne]

Yes, but Dave, that's coz you were lowering the tone of the Art And Literature section.

That's the section for high backed leather chairs, and cardigans with leather buttons.

Not for smutty gags.

Now, ChatterBank ... !

[RATTER15]

Ive pinched it for FB, ty :)

[joggerjayne]

(hopes it does not involve the huband blowing his nose on a hankie which sqad has ...)

(tries REALLY HARD to avoid that thought)

[joggerjayne]

RATTER ... hope it goes down well. So to speak.

[Sqad]

JJ.....you are pretty close..........;-)

[joggerjayne]

Now I'm thinking how funny it would be if he used it to "clean" his glasses, LOL.

[Sqad]

JJ....no, it turned her on to sniff it all the way home and when she got home she "orgasmd" at the process of putting it in the washing machine with her husbands shirts and underwear..........odd.....some women.

[joggerjayne]

crikey !

[Prudie]

More likely it involved sitting on the washing machine to get that outcome..

[Sqad]

prudie.....don't be dirty.;-)

[joggerjayne]

sorry