Is this funny??

[carrust]

I phoned the police the other. "What's your emergency?" They asked.

I said. "Two girls are fighting over me! "Ok" she paused.

"Well what's the problem?"

"The fat one's winning."

[Old_Geezer]

Aye, but a bit of an echo.

[cupid04]

reported for being fattist! LOL!

[cathfromsaron]

no ... on many levels x

[ojread2]

I read that some where this morning - I didnt think it was funny then, and I still dont now

[jomifl]

No, try changing the punch line.

[jomifl]

much better!