2 Wishes

[malagabob]

Cohen is taking a early evening stroll on the beach and he stubs his toe, bends down and unearths a lamp, rubs it and the Genie appears.
You can have 2 wishes the Genie says. Isnt it 3 Cohen says. It recession says the Genie.
Ok cohen says my first wish is peace in the middle east, bending down he starts to draw a map in the sand. Heres Israel , Egypt, Syria, the West Bank, Lebanon.
Why cant we get rid of all these boarders and live in peace, thats my wish.
Cant be done says the Genie, everyone has been at each others throats for thousands of years your wish is impossible.Whats your second wish.
Well my wife has never given me a BJ can you grant my wish.
The Genie pauses for a while thinking. Lets have a look at that map again.

[notasyoungasiwas]

Naughty but nice !

[seadogg]

and nicked from that wonderful programme on Jews telling jokes, BBC4.
worth repeating though.

[wildwood]

lol