Marial Arts

[Essaitch57]

There was a little fellow sitting in a pub having a quiet drink when this thug comes up to him and hits him about the head, saying "thats Kung Fu from Japan". A little while later the thugs hits him again, this time stating "thats Karate from Korea." The little guy gets up and leaves the bar. A short time later he comes back and smacks the thug, knocking him out cold. He says to the barman "when that prat wakes up, tell him that was a shovel from B&Q. . . "

[craft1948]

When I worked for BT I once put a Martial Arts instructor in the Marital Aids section by mistake :-(

[Old_Geezer]

And he bought the lot.

[mccfluff]

you had martial arts instucters and marital aids sections in BT, out employee benefits arn't that interesting!

[joggerjayne]

Isn't Kung Fu Chinese?

And Karate Okinawan?

The friend clearly deserved to be smacked with the shovel.

[craft1948]

Sorry I meant in Yellow Pages .............

[joggerjayne]

Oh ... "thug" ... rather than "friend"

[dustypuss]

Craft

Did thay get any answers !

[craft1948]

He wasn't a happy bunny (or any other sort of bunny). I once listed a golf club as having a Gamekeeper instead of a Greenkeeper........they thought it hilarious.