Insanity therapy!!

[Jemisa]

At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars .... see if they slow down!!
2 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

3 Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has recovered from their caffeine addiction, switch to Expresso.
4 Skip down the hall rather than walking. See how many strange looks you get
5 Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face
6 Sing along at the opera.
7 Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party, because you have a headache.
8 When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I won!'
9 When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, screaming 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
10 Tell your children, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

And the final way to maintain a healthy level of insanity:-
11 PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

[Jemisa]

If you saw this in 'Animals & Nature' Sorry, a SM I'm afraid.

jem

[marval]

I like it

[askyourgran]

Lol jem, No.10 is a bit hard. Good to have you back.

[seadogg]

A good chuckle, and quite surreal! Thanks

[starone]

Well, I liked No. 10 best, I chuckled when I read that.