So... Kim Jong il Died...

[AB Editor]

I managed to make up the following two jokes:

#1 "We knew he was il."

#2 "I guess his Korea is over."

Okay, your turn!

[redman41]

"North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be dead but experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill."

[Messi_Ten]

You shouldn't speak il of the dead!

[Frank97]

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

[AB Editor]

D9x7: Excellent, festive and on topic, I like it!

[rowanwitch]

Funeral catering ...Hot dogs, Chow mein, collie flower

[Slapshot]

For Sale - Small Green boiler suits....please apply North Korean Embassy

[sunny-dave]

.... at least he was old, it would have been a tragedy if he'd been Jung

[treetops1]

If he was Pa Jong was his wife Mah Jong.

[ChuckFickens]

I'm a bit sad that one of my favourite sites won't be updated any more...

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

[Postdog]

I don't think these posts are in good taste!

Had he been buried yet he'd turn in his grave.....

[sara3]

he was in power for a f'Kim Jong time.

[boxtops]

How come it's funny to make jokes about this recently deceased person... when it's bad taste about others? Like him or not, the timing seems poor.

[ludwig]

Is he now going to be known as Kim Jong Dead ?

[heathfield]

A light has gone out in North Korea. A loss that will be noticed, it seems, since there were hardly any to start with...

http://www.newscienti...e-shows-kim-jong.html

[DTCwordfan]

At least the North Koreans will have a bit of protein from their Xmas day lunch.

[sunny-dave]

Whilst I'm normally of the "De mortuis nihil nisi bonum" persuasion, I think normal rules don't apply in the case of murdering, despotic tyrants ...

[DTCwordfan]

for their Xmas day lunch.

[DTCwordfan]

According to Kim Jong-Il's biography, they say he had been constantly accused of dishonesty, corruption, drunkenness and sexual excess. So if he lived here, he could have been in Parlliament.

[ChuckFickens]

↑ or the Krankies.