Will I be banned?

[McMouse]

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire ... and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

[sunny-dave]

"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger."

[sandyRoe]

Ask not for whom the Tells bowled, they bowled for thee.

[chelle7272]

lol

[ichkeria]

I say blessed is he who can listen to Prokofiev's Knights' Dance without thinking of Alan Sugar ...

[joggerjayne]

Or Mozart's "Musical Joke" without thinking of Horse Of The Year.

[ichkeria]

After that excellent joke I will never be able to read Hemingway without thinking of Swiss cricket. Damn you!

[joggerjayne]

Do the Swiss have any cricket teams?

[ichkeria]

http://www.swisscricket.ch/

Seems to be thriving. No mention of the Tells, frustratingly ...

[albaqwerty]

very very very good. Like it :)

[joggerjayne]

My BF is Swiss.

Happily for me, he never talks about cricket.

[ichkeria]

"Happily for me, he never talks about cricket. "

You should ask him some time. Could be dangerous for him to bottle it all up :-)

[fbg40]

Lust jove it !!!!
FBG40

[Baldric]

LOL

:O))

[sunny-dave]

Perhaps JJ should ask him what the Swiss version is of "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey" ?

[AB Editor]

I wouldn't ban you, I would give you a medal for that.

[albaqwerty]

Now I can't see to type. !!!! big style ROFLMA

sorry JJ x

[joggerjayne]

"You should ask him some time"

Or, alternatively ... not.

[marval]

Good one

[MichaelZZ]

Sorry, SunnyDave, I thought it was "The bowler's Holding, the umpire's Dickie"