The Male Member

[Slapshot]

A French scientist, a British scientist, and an American scientist are attending an international sexologists' conference to discuss research that they've done to find out why the human male organ is shaped the way it is.

The French scientist said, "We spent 100,000 francs on it, and found that ze reason for its shape is to give pleasure to ze woman."

The British scientist said, "We spent £500,000 and found that it's shaped that way to give pleasure to the man."

The American scientist said, "We spent a million bucks on it, and we found that it's shaped that way so your hand doesn't slip off the end."