Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

[marval]

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner


LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tye, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.


BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach


THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last


LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

[boxtops]

There's another law of Encounter, too , marval:

When you run to the supermarket in your scruffs, you meet someone from work....

[marval]

Yes, I forgot about that one.

[missprim]

have experiened nearly all of these in some form or other.

[starone]

All true LOL

[sophie_1003]

The telephone one- how would you know it was a wrong numbe if no-one answered?

[pjgriffo]

I got a wrong number last week and the lady at the other end was very friendly.
She said to me -"why don't you pop around to my place, there's nobody home". So I did , - and there was nobody home..

[askyourgran]

We had the law of the result last week. The car stalled and we sat for almost 2 hours waiting for the mechanic to arrive. MrAsk tried again to turn the engine on and lo it started straight away, just as the engineer pulled up alongside us with a new battery. Cost £90. The law of coffee happens all the time for me.

[boxtops]

The Law of the Dentist - when you ring up because you have toothache, as soon as you get there, it stops.