I've got a....

[carrust]

.....friend from Scandinavia who only likes obscure Beatles songs...Well, a Norwegian would.....

[Baldric]

Lol, great one-liner.

;o))

[weecalf]

Once had donkey that took kids up and down the beach untill they closed it .Ask the man what I could do as I needed the money he said "Take it to Ryde"

[beso]

My wife used to live in a suburb of Sydney Australia called Ryde. She often bought a ticket to Ryde.

[TheOtherHalf]

The Doctor to the Accountant who had constipation, he got a pencil and said We can work it out

[waterboatman]

You can get a ticket to Ryde here. It's on the Isle of Wight.