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The three tests...
A man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with £10 notes. He thinks there must be at least five grand in it. He approaches the barman and asks, "What's all that with the money in the jar?"
"Well..., you pay £10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Merc.."
The bloke certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You got to pay first," says the barman, "those are the rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the barman £10 which he stuffs into the jar.
"Ok," says the barman, "here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of Whisky, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in
the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You
have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my £10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart
of Whisky and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the barman, "but,
your money stays where it is."
As time goes on, the man has a few
more drinks and finally says, "Where's the bloody Whisky He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
"Well..., you pay £10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Merc.."
The bloke certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You got to pay first," says the barman, "those are the rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the barman £10 which he stuffs into the jar.
"Ok," says the barman, "here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of Whisky, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in
the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You
have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my £10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart
of Whisky and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the barman, "but,
your money stays where it is."
As time goes on, the man has a few
more drinks and finally says, "Where's the bloody Whisky He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
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