Two Bachelors

[marval]

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

"I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.

"You said it - Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish."

[albaqwerty]

like it, like it a lot :D

[starone]

Very clever and very true.

[missprim]

Didn't know bachelors had dirty dishes.
Always thought they licked them clean ready for using again:-)