Valentines day

[tinkerbell23]

Valentines Day:
Dinner: £70
Drinks: £50
Taxi:£20
Hotel: £300
The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period: PRICELESS.

[The-HouseHusband]

The hotel will have to clean up afterwards so what's the problem? Saves on foreplay as they are already lubricated!!!

Think I had best get my coat and run.........

[tinkerbell23]

Hahahahahhahaaha HH!! I thought similar hahahahahahahhahahaah cx

[Ann]

o yuk!

[DTCwordfan]

Had that happen....

[DTCwordfan]

wasnt VDay but a weekend away.....nice hotel, good food etc....and then.

[owdhamer]

another golden oldie

[tinkerbell23]

Ouch dt! Lol xx

[beso]

I have never had a problem with sex during menstruation. The concept that there is something wrong with is just another instance of ignorance largely promoted by religious bigotry.

Indeed much of the pain experienced by women at this time can be due to the sense of rejection by their husbands for being "unclean".

If you want to seriously understand intimacy then try cunnilingus. All body fluids are derived from blood.

[DSJ]

Yuk again.

[boxtops]

Poor joke really - if you spend that much on a lady for V-day and she's willing to stay the night with you, you'd expect to know her well enough to know when the time of the month might be... (or that she'd stay, she knows her schedule!)