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Jemisa | 23:51 Mon 30th Jan 2012 | Jokes
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A bloke and his date were parked on a back street some distance from town, doing what blokes and girls do on back streets some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the bloke.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute and I charge £50 for sex,"

The bloke just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the bloke just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window.

"Why aren’t we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before he said , but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is £55."
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Nice one Jem.
01:47 Tue 31st Jan 2012
Good that jemisa
Nice one Jem.
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