With apologies to all those of Italian origin..............

[wildwood]

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain

# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."

# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.

# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

[zebo]

None though as funny as American Express advertising cruises, since the capsize, where punters have the opportunity to "immerse themselves in the European experience"

[ummmm]

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1101326.html

[joggerjayne]

Quite irrationally, I can't stop laughing about "Wet, wrecked and ready to go down"

=0D

[Slapshot]

I'm with JJ, it was the one that made me chuckle most!!

[DTCwordfan]

Answer to 1 should include "with plenty of water."

[Lie-in King]

Under 'joke', Chambers gives one definition as "...an absurdity..." (derived from Latin 'ab' [from] & 'surdus' [...not to the purpose]).

How fitting - IMHO, of course.

[missprim]

ummm if trt had posted that in jokes instead of chatterbank then wildwood might have seen it.
Still don't find these jokes funny though.