get it off your chest!!!!!!

[mr. piper]

Is anyone interested in purging themselves of a secret that perhaps just themselves or a chosen few know of? i am talking about an incident or event that you were responsible for that was an entire **** up, a joke gone bad, revenge that went too far, a lapse of judgement that caused the solids to collide with the air con and no one suspected you, and you didn't admit to it? i myself was guilty of being sick into a guys diving mask that he had hung over a washbasin tap in a dark washroom in south africa. i did not realise until this guy went to put it on his head to help himself carry his gear. and he was a real pain about it, i of course blamed this fat arab who wasn't used to his drink. it was a big hassle. Forgive me Lance. see i feel better already!

[ALLO]

i feel like i'm cheating on my hubby with an ab buddy. i feel like i'm connected to that person. like we think alike. i guess it's  the mystery. like how old they really are, what they look like! my marriage hasn't been too good lately and this ab person seems to make it all better. i look forward to his answers to my questions. puts a smile on my face. hubby don't give me much reason to smile. so anyway thats my secret! i'm bonding with another man.

[ALLO]

wow! that did feel good! thanks mr piper! mabey the ed will leave that up.

[thikasabrik]

I used to go to a pub quiz each week. The guy who read out the questions wasn't a full shilling but he loved doing it. Me & my friends used to think up the most outrageous names for our team each week, just to hear him say them out loud over the microphone. The worst one was when there were three of us in a team and we called ourselves Connie, Lynn, Gus. Every week the pub would be in uproar while this poor guy would sit looking blank. Sorry Peter.

[teamcool]

Dad it was me who set fire to the ironing board when I was 13 and not my sister....its took me ages to admit to that 1!!!

[mr. piper]

ALLO please don't think i am trying to be interfering, but do not suffer in a marriage that is not woking. i did it and it comes to tears in the end, usually without you having any control over things. well my advice is get councelling or get out. don't just sit there. do summat while you are in control.

godbless  

[ALLO]

mr. p i don't belive in divorce. i came from a broken marige. it was not fun. i can't do that to my kids. they might be young but they dont know anything is wrong. they adore daddy.well my son does. my lil girl is to young. 2 months! but thank you for the advice!

[catanory]

allo.. but you can't 'lose' your life.  u must be happy, as they all say, this is not a trial run, it's for real.  i got out and although it was hard and i suffered from depression, i am soo glad i did - how aweful to be with someone who doesn't love you, takes you for granted and, in my case, was mentally torturous.

good luck with whatever you do x

[catanory]

you know mr p, since i got divorced... i got it all off my chest :o)

one funny u might like - I told my mum that when i was 14 i would stay in bed after she had gone to work (instead of going to school) and when she came home for lunch i would hide in my buily-in wardrobe - she used to come into my room and open the window!!! and then i'd leave the house before she came home at the end of the day...

and, my auntie used to think i was my mum on the fone so i thought i'd try that out. called the school and said "my daughter wont be at school today as she has period pains" - it worked!!! (if one's parents called, then a note wasn't needed)

i could tell, even though my mum was laughing, that she wanted to tell me off... it was soo funny.  to be honest, i told them because they were ill and i wanted to cheer them up :o)

[mr. piper]

well done CATANORY thats what i call a multi layered deception, very well executed i am sure. I am glad you put the admission to good use!