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[Philtaz]

An old man goes into his local papers office and asks if he can place a notice in the paper.

'My wife has just died, how much is it per word?'

'It's £2 per word sir'

'Oh ok, can the notice say 'Doris is dead', that's all I can afford' says the old man.

Feeling sorry for the old timer the lady at the paper says he can have 3 words for free.
So the old man thinks for a minute and says 'That's very nice of you, I'd like the notice to say 'Doris is dead. Metro for sale'

[grasscarp]

Excellent Phitaz. ;o)

[missprim]

Yes that was really good and also one of those jokes you can believe actually happened!

[grasscarp]

Its a bit like the one about the dog and was sending a telegram saying woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. The counter clerk said well you can send 4 more woofs for the same price. The dog said no thanks, that would change the meaning entirely.

[bigbadmarty]

nice one Phil
lol at grasscarp