Worst day of my life

[missprim]

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink,when a large,

trouble-making biker steps up next to me,grabs my drink,

and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says,

"I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I said.

"I'm a complete failure.

I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot,

I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

I buy a drink,

I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;

then you show up and drink the whole thing!

But enough about me, how's your day going?"

[peashaq]

ha ha ha like it

[starone]

Tee-hee - very good.

[mrs_overall]

<<<<<chuckle>>>>>>